on september 4 another fabulous wild single woman was given a ring for the unenviable honor of being a man's slave

i am not being insensitive. if i had met dana before she became engaged to steve, she would be my steady and we'd be tearing up greenville to jeff city to middlesboro together - in the mountains and at the clubs!

nonetheless, dana got married on september 4 and i assumed the role of third wheel. she and steve had a beautious wedding and they will be eternally happy (as the vows dictate). the happiest moment for the groom was the kiss - smerk, smack, slurp! it was church-friendly but they relished in the moment. i looked on, kissed the wild times with d-nutt goodbye, and dreamed about the day i'd have a similar smooch!

back to reality, i kicked it with dana's possee of hot, single women.
i also ate from a suprisingly realistic chocolate cave groom's cake - made with amazingly delicious bits of m&ms shaped like rocks.
then i admired the sexy carriage driver that took the wedded couple away to their car down the street (doesn't sound that romantic, does it?) the car was almost towed to boot. he he.