What I could do...

Write a thesis titled Understanding a dumb ass’ propensity to test a cellphone’s affinity towards liquid solutions (eg, rain, cat water, chocolate maritinis, black coffee, the French Broad) - remember and apply the results. Wear a magical scarf. See my niece/nephew in Seattle – whom I've named lil Sammy for now. Meet a guy with a girl’s name. Refrain from applying the theory of marginal utility towards the capacity to care for and love my pets. Avoid disc golf course naysayers - if you costshare, they will build it; if they build it; they will play! Blow magic bubbles, play on magic mountains, re-create shady grove ice castles, and float in helium balloons.